(dc y1 ? p 7) sedimentologists and spelunkers

sometimes i really love the nonsense at the bottom of spam emails that spammers (or their prose generators) write to get through spam filters. here's one i received today. i read it several times. it's beautiful.

"Grandfathers could learn from lawyers. Gurus compose lovely sonnets about bag ladies. Housewives donate their bodies to perverts. Piano players donate their bodies to optical illusions.
Why do people think that things are suspected of being gals? Boy scouts prefer the company of psuedo-intellectuals. Sedimentologists are worse than spelunkers. Everyone knows that the seismo-zombies fold, spindle, and mutilate barnyard animals."