meet me under the spiral cement truck
spiral cement trucks are a rare delight. oh, yes, all cement trucks are charming and inexplicably appealing...but why have a cement truck and not paint a black spiral on it? i mean, what's the point, really? the magic is in the spiral.
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Saturday, March 25, 2006
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you're so sexy. will you marry me?
... or me (if same sex sibling marriage is still illegal [dern those conservatives])
sorry. i'm saving myself for someone who isn't my sister and who isn't anonymous. a girl's gotta have standards.
but thanks anyway, bec. you're sexy, too. isn't she, boys?
(crickets chirping)
You are both very cute and sexy. Am I allowed to say that?
yes, a SSILTB (sexy-sister-in-law-to-be).
sigh. why can't a normal, non-anonymous, non-family-member, non-female, guy just tell me i'm sexy and ask me to marry him? is that too much to ask? is a girl still allowed to dream the impossible dream?
and becca, those aren't crickets. that is the sound of boys slobbering and girls grinding their teeth in jealousy.
wow, you're sexy. will you marry me?
::scratching crotch::
you don't fool me with that billy bob stuff, bec. good try, though, thanks.
sigh. why can't a normal, non-anonymous, non-family-member, non-female, guy just tell me i'm sexy and ask me to marry him? is that too much to ask? is a girl still allowed to dream the impossible dream?
Hmmm, brains and beauty. Hard to believe guys aren't banging your door down.
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