Tuesday, November 09, 2004

(friendswood) attention concerned citizens

ladies and gentlemen, you may now cease your hysteria. it has come to my attention that mr. crane has FOUND his SOCKS. i repeat, FOUND his SOCKS. search parties may now return to their familes. please do your best to resume your normal daily routines, as if nothing happened. that way they won't win.

2 Comments:

Blogger Justin said...

"They" won't win? Who are "they?" The terrorists? The Corporation for Public Broadcasting? Entropy?

9/11/04 11:17 AM  
Blogger cherry blossom said...

those poor souls who resort to using SOCKS to torment and intimidate mild mannered radio personalities. we must fight. fight, i say!

9/11/04 1:51 PM  

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