(friendswood) attention concerned citizens
ladies and gentlemen, you may now cease your hysteria. it has come to my attention that mr. crane has FOUND his SOCKS. i repeat, FOUND his SOCKS. search parties may now return to their familes. please do your best to resume your normal daily routines, as if nothing happened. that way they won't win.
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"They" won't win? Who are "they?" The terrorists? The Corporation for Public Broadcasting? Entropy?
those poor souls who resort to using SOCKS to torment and intimidate mild mannered radio personalities. we must fight. fight, i say!
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